It’s been over a week since an ethno-fascist decided to murder 50 Muslims at prayer, all in a gambit to start a race war. He also injured at least 50 others but, more importantly, he failed to ignite his desired southern hemisphere battle of ideologies, described in detail in his ‘manifesto.’
The shooting, which took place at two mosques in Christchurch, New Zealand, was the country’s worst mass killing since 1943, when an incident took place known as the Featherston riot. Guards at the Featherston camp for Japanese prisoners of war shot and killed 48 prisoners during a riot in 1943, during World War II. Initially a Japanese prisoner was shot and wounded by the camp adjutant. This then led to prisoners either charging or appearing to charge the guards, who opened fire with rifles, sub-machine guns, and pistols. One New Zealand soldier also died in the incident.
Returning back to the present, although the Christchurch massacre happened on the other side of the world, its repercussions have been felt everywhere, not least in the UK, where the killer in his ‘manifesto’ called for the death of London mayor Sadiq Khan.
Ironically, a few days before the shooting I read an interesting article in the Asia Times that spoke of the global spread of Islamophobia. Journalist Ömer Taspinar started with Trump but then travelled across the world:
From Donald Trump’s alarmist speech in 2017 in Poland, where he declared “every last inch of Western civilization is worth defending with your life,” to his more recent fear-mongering about “Middle Easterners” hiding in the Latin American caravan and who were about to “invade” the United States, one thing is constant in the US president’s worldview: the specter of radical Islam on the march, ready to take over the West…Trump, of course, is not alone in exploiting this paranoia. In Europe, populist anti-immigration parties constantly beat the drum of Islamization. Witness France, Germany, Britain, the Netherlands and Belgium, where large Muslim minorities reside. But even Poland and Hungary, with hardly any Muslim immigration to speak of, appear deeply worried about a looming invasion. – Ömer Taspinar, 13 Mar 2019, from the asiatimes.com article Obsession With Islam Blinds West To Real Problems
Whilst the article wasn’t really telling me anything I didn’t know already, or at least nothing I already suspected, it was still shocking to read when written in such unflinching terminology. With these words still fresh in my mind, two days later news came through of the chilling massacre in New Zealand. As I often do in such dark times, I turned to comedians and satirists to see how they were responding. What wise, witty, and comforting words of wisdom could they offer to help me to make sense of this mass shooting?
I actually came across news of a comedy benefit gig called Laugh In The Face Of Hate. The gig is to take place at the Hackney Empire in London next month, and will be hosted by Jarred Christmas, a comedian from Christchurch, and also by British Muslim comedian Tez Ilyas. Also scheduled to be on the bill are Sarah Millican, Russell Howard, Guz Khan, Mo Gilligan, Omid Djalili, Al Murray, Shazia Mirza, Al Pitcher, Fatiha El-Ghorri, Nabil Abdulrashid, Matt Stellingwerf, and Javier Jarquin. All proceeds from the gig are going to Victim Support NZ, a group hoping to provide support to the victims of the Christchurch mosque attacks.
Tez Ilyas said “During these dark times it is even more important that people come together and show those that would divide us that we will not be conquered by hate. Humour is a universal language and a comedy show with such a diverse bill, raising money for this particular cause, is a perfect ‘screw you’ to all the bigots and fascists out there.”
Jarred Christmas added “I am heartbroken by what has happened in Christchurch, my hometown. The only thing I’m good at is comedy and calling friends, so I called my incredible comedy friends and they answered. Their response has humbled me. So this is what we can do. An amazing night of comedy to let the world know that we are all better than this.”
Before I no doubt blog about this gig (which I can’t wait for), please find below quotes and clips from comedians and satirists who have already commented on this event, an event which, due to the likes of ongoing Brexit shenanigans and the anticlimactic dropping of the Mueller report, is slowly being forgotten. As always I hope these quotes provide a fresh analysis on what happened and the continuing fallout. As best as one can in these dark situations, please enjoy…
The world is still reeling from Friday’s terror attack in New Zealand on two mosques by a white supremacist in which 50 Muslim worshipers were killed. All of our hearts go out to those at the Al Noor and Linwood mosques and the great people of New Zealand. I have been down there and it is the most beautiful country I have ever seen, and Kiwis are the kindest people I have ever met…
Many are questioning our president’s reaction. To his credit, he did send a condolence tweet, and called the prime minister, and she had a simple request for him. She said Trump “asked what offer of support the United States could provide. My message was sympathy and love for all Muslim communities.” That’s not really Trump’s brand. Trump has trouble showing love for things that are not him, and he has a particularly bad record with Muslims in this regard. So he’s in a bind. On the one hand, after a terror attack, to condemn the extremist ideology of the terrorist should be a slam dunk. On the other hand, he can’t jump.
Also, he never ever condemns the racists. After Charlottesville, he said there were fine people on both sides. Remember the guy with all the guns in the Coast Guard? He was a white nationalist; Trump never mentioned that. His very first campaign speech called Mexicans rapists and murderers. He called Africa and Haiti shithole countries. He complained that we don’t get enough immigrants from Norway. He said a Mexican judge couldn’t be fair in a case against him. He refused to disavow David Duke. He calls Elizabeth Warren Pocahontas. He said that Nigerians would never want to go back to their ‘huts’ after seeing America. He calls himself a nationalist.
I’m just saying: if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, then why does it keep goose-stepping!? – Stephen Colbert, 18 Mar 2019
I just love that country…If you’ve never been, go. It’s one of the most beautiful places in the world, and the people there are unbelievably kind and welcoming…We want to say to everybody down there how sad, how heartbroken we are for what that country is going through. Because one of the hallmarks of New Zealand, and one of the things that I have always thought of, is it’s this wonderful isolated country so far away from the problems that we take for granted here, north of the equator.
And now this very particular brand of evil has infected that country. Like a ghost, something you wouldn’t imagine. Truly, like an evil creature has arrived on that island. And I pray with all my heart that they take the action down there, and have the courage to take action, that we seem to lack up here in the United States. So, good luck to them, and blessings and peace upon the Muslim community there and everywhere in the world. – Stephen Colbert, 19 Mar 2019
One of the things that got me about this whole thing was people trying to blame Trump for it. And I know this is controversial but I don’t blame Trump. I think in many ways Trump is similar to climate change, in that I don’t think you can pin any one storm directly on climate change, but you’ve got to admit that climate change has an effect on increasing the probability of these storms. And I feel like Trump is the same thing. I don’t think he’s the cause of any of these things, but he does in some way raise the temperature enough that we’ll see more of these things happening.
What I have started realizing, and it’s a scary thought, is that I disagree with people who say Donald Trump inspired the shooter in New Zealand. For me, I feel like Donald Trump is inspired by the same things as the shooter in New Zealand. They’re products of the same white supremacy. They believe the same things. Donald Trump and his people run around always saying “Oh, he’s not a white supremacist.” Yeah, but all white supremacists think he’s a white supremacist. I’m just saying if Beyonce and Justin Timberlake think I’m a great dancer, then I’m a great dancer. I mean, it’s weird to say that I’m not.
But he really is, he’s a product of that. And that’s scary because when you think that he’s the figurehead it makes it almost easy to just go if you just get rid of him then the problem is gone. But I honestly believe that Donald Trump is a product of white supremacy. He’s a product of that fear that has been instilled in many white men in America and in and around the world, who have been led to believe that they’re constantly under assault, and that they’re being replaced, and their place in this world is at risk. They believe they’re being replaced by black people, Mexican people, Jewish people, whoever they’re being told.
But it is a weird fear, it’s a weird feeling that they have. They believe they’re losing even though they’re winning. And it’s hard for many of them to see because, they are winning, but in America people would always argue “Yeah, but you look at how jobs have declined.” But look at this guy, he’s in one of the best countries in the world to live in. So what is his argument? Genuinely. What is his argument? You start to realize that it isn’t only economic anxiety. There’s a larger narrative that’s being spread online to a lot of white men, in a very similar style that ISIS spreads its message, and that is that “Hey, this is your true destiny, this is what’s happening to you, you should be afraid, and this is how you can fight back.” And I think Donald Trump is as inspired by that message as the shooter was. That’s why he needs his Jeanine Pirro’s on TV to help him figure out how he feels about things. That’s why he’s so stressed when they’re not on the air. I think so. Baby needs his bitty. – Trevor Noah, 18 Mar 2019
So, New Zealand. Okay. This is another example of a guy who probably can’t get laid. An ‘incel,’ which, if you don’t know, the term means ‘involuntarily celibate.’ This is a movement now. I’ve said this before, when I couldn’t get laid I kept it to myself! But these assholes? My gosh, when you look at that, Trump supporters, I think there’s some incel stuff going on there. Charlottesville, those look like guys who can’t get laid. Their solution is the government should provide prostitutes. I’m not kidding. They’ve actually said that. Yes, absolutely. Because they think the government should provide things. They’re not getting sex, so…prostitutes. So, actually they’re socialists. – Bill Maher, 22 Mar 2019, from the TV show Real Time With Bill Maher
While ultimately the perpetrators in New Zealand are responsible for their own actions, they don’t live in a vacuum. Rather, in our increasingly interconnected world, the words of visible people play a role in fostering fear, hate and even violence…I’m angry because for years, I and others in my community have practically begged major media outlets to cover the terrorist plots that have targeted American Muslims. If you’re thinking right now –“What recent terrorist threats against Muslim Americans?” — you aren’t alone, and that’s the problem…
Today is a day for mourning for the families who have lost loved ones. They should be our focus. But I can’t escape the anger I feel watching what we in the Muslim community have long warned is the natural consequence of dangers building beneath the surface — demonizing Muslims and failing to expose the terrorist threats directed at Muslims. And for the good of our nation and the world, these faults need to change going forward. – Dean Obeidallah, 15 Mar 2019, from the cnn.com article An American Muslim’s Anger After New Zealand
Let me quickly explain why the Christchurch mosque shooting affects many of us, not just Muslim communities. If the shooter’s manifesto and social media feed are accurate, he was inspired by a right wing ideological infrastructure that thrives, recruits and radicalizes online. He wrote a manifesto, just like Norwegian mass murderer Anders Breivik. He cites right wing personalities and military battles glorified by white nationalists, such as the Siege of Vienna in 1863 – where Europe staved off Islam apparently.
Like mass murderer Breivik, he wants to punish Muslims and immigrants for allegedly invading his soil, he wants to take revenge. Notice the language of “invasion” – does it sound familiar? It should. It’s used against immigrants and Muslims in America – 2018 midterms. He left behind a video, live streamed his rampage with a camera on his head, making it like the first person video game DOOM. He shared it on social media sites. He wants to be known. He is a hero, a martyr, the one brave enough to do what others can’t to save “Western” civilization.
Compare his methods & alleged ideology to Quebec mosque shooter Alexandre Bissonnette, who killed 6. He was a white nationalist who loathed immigrants, refugees and Muslims. Christopher Hasson, a domestic terrorist, just caught, also wanted to kill Muslims, inspired by Breivik. Compare this to the Tree of Life Synagogue shooter in Pittsburgh. He killed 11 Jewish worshippers. He shared a post on his Gad account about punishing “filthy evil Jews” for bringing in “filthy evil Muslims.” This was in reference to the Soros-caravan conspiracy theory.
The underlining ideology anchoring all of this is White supremacy and their main fear is “replacement.” That the immigrants, Jews, blacks and Muslims will replace them, the Whites. Remember Charlottesville? “Jews will not replace us.” See Steve King’s tweets about babies. Steve Bannon, Trump’s former chief advisor, cites CAMP OF SAINTS as one of his favorite books. He recommends it. It’s a racist novel about brown immigrants “invading” and overtaking France. White nationalists believe Jews are the head of the cabal who use the rest of us. We are dealing with angry, disaffected men, mostly White, who find purpose & community with these extremist groups who give them a hero’s narrative through violent ideology of White supremacy.
They are saving civilization by getting rid of the rest of us. It’s like White ISIS. The victims are not just Muslims, but also Jews, immigrants, refugees, Blacks, Sikhs, Latinos & women (they really hate feminists). It’s a zero sum absolutism. No grey area. Just like ISIS. These groups are rising in the US & Europe. They have mainstream elected messengers. Pay attention. Take this extremist ideology & terror threat seriously. Be wary of politicians, academics & media heads who give it a platform and spout it under the guise of “free speech” and fighting “political correctness.” Look out for each other. Love each other. – Wajahat Ali, 15 Mar 2019, from a series of tweets
I had planned to write my column today about Comic Relief but, well, here we are: cast once again into a pit of disbelief in the wake of the horror in Christchurch, as the very darkest side of idiotic humanity has spilt fresh hell into the laps of unsuspecting people just going about their lives…
Of course, we’ve all been shaken by attacks committed by Islamist fanatics. At the risk of stating the obvious, instilling terror is the primary purpose of a terrorist; the world’s fear is their proverbial made omelette, and the innocent people they murder in the process are just so many broken eggs. I’ve felt that fear myself. I first felt it as a child, when religious fanatics were instructed by Ayatollah Khomeini – the supreme leader of Iran himself – to assassinate a satirist and poet who had criticised the regime and who, by the by, happened to be my dad. He was put on their “death list”, and we got asylum in the UK…
In a masochistic moment, I had a quick rubberneck at one right-wing publication’s comments section, only to find a woman cheerfully sharing that “now they no how it feels not nice when the tables are turned [sic]”. A comment like this, coming from an ordinary British woman who has no worries about her photo and name being published alongside it, is a feather in the cap of the online hatemongers who salivate at the prospect that there might be an immigrant to blame whenever an atrocity is reported, and are conspicuous by their silence if it transpires that there isn’t…
That woman in the comments section will regard herself as a good person. In many ways, she probably is. I bet she and most of the other commenters are lovely to dogs and wouldn’t hesitate to help an injured person in the street, and yet here they are, basking in death and violence and pure distilled misery. But then, she lives in a world where you can casually dehumanise Muslims on a Friday morning without losing all of your friends. We all do. – Shappi Khorsandi, 15 Mar 2019, from the independent.co.uk article Fearing People Because Of Their Religion Is Easier Than You Think – But It Lets The Terrorists Win
I know it’s hard to keep track of all the atrocities happening right now. It feels like every few days there’s a new human rights abuse to be protesting. But we can’t forget about the Muslim ban. We have to fight it as hard now as we did in 2017. Islamophobia is a global curse. It killed 50 people in New Zealand last week and now it is enshrined in our own laws. So dust off your pussy hat…because we have got more work to do. – Samantha Bee, 20 Mar 2019, from the TV show Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
The New Zealand shooter left behind a detailed record of his anti-immigrant, anti-Muslim rhetoric. And unfortunately, these days, this kind of intolerance is being tolerated in more places than you might think. You have to try really, really hard to not see the rising tide of white nationalism, anti-immigrant, and anti-Muslim sentiment around the globe…If you think all this overheated rhetoric about immigrants doesn’t have real consequences, then you’re ignoring reality. Hate crimes against Latinos are on the rise. And fifty people were killed in New Zealand because a deranged arsehole became convinced that Muslim lives are worth less. Words matter. So think about that instead of focusing on some pointless wall. – Jim Jefferies, 19 Mar 2019, from the TV program The Jim Jefferies Show
This guy was an Australian in New Zealand because he wanted to stop immigration. I’m not sure what the Maori word for irony is but I reckon it’s being used a lot today. It’s really hard to know what to say in a time like this but, okay, I’m going to say this. There’s a lot of fear and tension in the world right now. Clearly we know that. And in an age of social media we ALL have to be responsible for what we put into that world. We have to ask ourselves if we’re making the situation better or worse.
If you post memes that refer to Islam as a religion of violence, you’re not helping. If you compare Muslim women to letter boxes, or pose in front of a photo of migrants with the headline ‘breaking point,’ you’re not helping. If you refer to refugees as locusts, you’re actually contributing to the hate. If you put videos of the shooting online after being advised not to, and if you continue to sponsor news sites that do that, you’re making things worse. It’s all well and good to say this is an act of senseless violence, but if you sent vans around the country that said ‘we’ll send you home if you’re here illegally,’ you’re not helping either. And if you’re a politician who uses this attack as an opportunity to push a racist agenda…You’re! Not! Helping!
The only people responsible for what happened in New Zealand are those that pulled the triggers, we can agree on that. And it’s too late to stop what happened, but if you’re actively spreading hate and false information, or dehumanizing the people you like to see as the enemy, you’re helping to fuel the fire for the next attack to take place. – Adam Hills, 18 Mar 2019, from the TV show The Last Leg