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A quick blog post featuring a mish-mash of quotes and links that I hope you will find interesting. Enjoy!

The always controversial Bill Maher made the following satirical quips in a recent Real Time With Bill Maher show…

That’s how Republicans work with Donald Trump. While you’re watching the clown screw the pony, they’re breaking into your car. Just remember that. – Bill Maher

I feel like our country is hanging by a thread right now. So if I have to repeat myself, I’m going to. Stop looking at the distractions and the clown show and look at what matters. – Bill Maher

You know your Facebook friend who said he thought Trump was Hitler? He was optimistic. Actually what we have here is a mental patient who thinks he’s Hitler. – Bill Maher

I found this quote about the difference between an analog watch and a smartphone very interesting indeed…

Unlike the smart device, the analog watch orients its wearer toward the world rather than the self. The smartphone is all about you. It notifies you when new messages or likes arrive. It offers an ointment of information when the boredom of routine burns hot. The smartphone sucks in data and reprocesses it in a way that satisfies the device’s owner. As the smartphone’s handmaiden, the smartwatch merely compresses that information and makes it more accessible, from the wrist rather than in the pocket. But the watch directs that attention outward, back toward the world. Checking the time is different from checking the phone. It poses implicit questions about where one ought to be, or what one ought to be doing. It situates a body in relation to the duties and accidents unconcerned with the tension of a spring wrapped inside a metal shell on a human wrist. Checking the time is always a humble act, while checking the phone is always a selfish one. – Ian Bogost


An article (well worth a read) from the Guardian entitled Trump’s Dangerous Delusions About Islam began with the following opening gambit…

The president and his advisers paint Muslims as enemies of modernity. The neglected history of an age of Middle Eastern liberalism proves them wrong. – Christopher de Bellaigue

…and ended with this dire warning…

The scapegoating of Muslim communities in Europe and America is the road to pogroms, and it is that road that we are starting down, even if we can still turn back. Relish for the clash is in the air. Bannon is up for it. So are the jihadis; Trump is doing their work for them, proving that the west hates Islam for xenophobic reasons, which is what they said all along. The entrenchment of clashism…will only draw more and more people into believing its truth. – Christopher de Bellaigue

A rather poignant observation from the first Muslim to win an Academy Award for acting…

If you convert to Islam after a couple of decades of being a black man in the US, the discrimination you receive as a Muslim doesn’t feel like a shock. I’ve been pulled over, asked where my gun is, asked if I’m a pimp, had my car pulled apart. Muslims will feel like there’s this new discrimination that they hadn’t received before, but it’s not new for us. – Mahershala Ali, an American black Muslim and the first Muslim actor to win an Academy Award for his role in Moonlight


People in the west, both Muslim and non, are not really upset about the terrorism in Pakistan…

Western media and governments seem to have adopted a standard policy that terrorism isn’t worth mentioning unless it affects their own people and countries. Heavens would have fallen, and rightly so, if there were the same number of terrorism victims in a similar attack in any Western country. Media and politicians would surely have responded quickly and loudly. The message is clear: Western lives matter but brown, black and non-Christian lives aren’t worthy of a story. The fact that these publications are simultaneously denouncing Trump for his racist policies, or waxing lyrical about the value of the Black Lives Matter movement, just adds to the irony of the situation…Western media and governments want the whole world to consider the Western terrorism problem as their own, demanding solidarity and action, yet they won’t extend the same courtesy when the victims of Isis are in a majority-Muslim country. Until we realise that all lives deserve the same respect, regardless of race, wealth or creed, we’ll never be able to eradicate the threat of extremism which hangs over us all. – Murtaza Ali Shah, Feb 2017, writing about the ISIS attack at a Sufi shrine in Pakistan that killed over 85

Comedian Fahim Anwar contemplates Trump as his president…

Legendary Star trek actor George Takei’s historical take on the Muslim ban…

Some heartfelt comments from Diary Of A Bad Man on Trump…

How One Direction can end the Muslim ban…



Steve Bannon

I have always found the ‘truth’ to emanate from two groups of people: stand-up comedians and Islamic scholars. People like Bill Hicks and Shaykh Hamza Yusuf have in their own ways shown me the light in many moments of darkness. Another comedian I have been following closely for a few years now is Bill Maher.

Maher is arguably America’s foremost political satirist. He is on the front line on the “laughtivism” movement that sprang up ever since Trump hit the political scene. Aside from being quoted in many of my blog posts, Maher is a devout atheist who has made numerous comments about Islam over the decades. Some comments I agree with tentatively, some not at all, and some wholeheartedly. Here’s an example of one of the more tentative ones:

I’m not fond of any religions, but if this were the 14th century when the Catholic Inquisition was going on and they were burning witches, I would be criticizing Christianity as the religion that was way too violent and took itself way too seriously. But this is not the 14th century, and it’s not the 16th century when Catholics and Protestants were slaughtering each other the same way Sunnis and Shiites are now. It’s the 21st century, and in the 21st century, the problem is more about Islam than it is about any other religion. – Bill Maher, from an interview with Newsweek

Harsh but somewhat fair. More recently Maher delivered a 5 minute monologue that really resonated with me. The central refrain was a simple heartfelt request: please fall in love with knowledge again. As soon as I heard this alarm bells started ringing in my mind. Here’s why.

You need not look too carefully to know there is craziness on both sides of the ideological spectrum. On the Muslim side we still have groups like Al Qaeda, Boko Haram, Al Shabab, the Taliban, and the rest. We also have bombs going off in Iraq, Egypt, and Pakistan. We still have Muslims killing Muslims in Syria and Yemen. We have many a warrior scholar such as the late Imam Anwar Al-Awlaki making comments such as:

The West will eventually turn against its Muslim citizens! – Imam Anwar Al-Awlaki

And we also have recent events such as the awful Rotherham court case I mentioned in a previous blog. An even earlier blog asks for us Muslims to take an honest look at the bogeyman in the mirror as many of our problems are self-generated, many of our wounds are self-inflicted.

To see the craziness on the other side of the aisle, just watch the constant stream of nerve shredding breaking news on CNN, or have a look at websites like and There you will see talk of Muslim travel bans, Russian hacks, and warrior advisor Steve Bannon’s attempt to instigate a holy war. You can add to this list the recent comments concerning The Madness Of King Donald. Despite the apparent differences between the two sides, they actually have more in common than you may realise:

You’d think, given the harsh anti-Muslim Trump administration in Washington, that the Arab kings and dictators would be lining up to condemn the ruthless sectarian laws being drawn up by an American President who approves of torture. All that claptrap about “bad dudes” and “Islamic terror”. Pretty sinister stuff. Not a bit of it…If Trump toured those Arab dictatorships not currently at war, he’d feel very much at home. Great security, fantastic police, lots of torture, extremely dodgy elections and massive economic projects which damage the environment but prove absolutely useless. – Robert Fisk

Whilst we cannot do much to alleviate the craziness on the other side, we Muslims surely can do something to tone down the craziness on our own side. I firmly believe that one of the many things we Muslims can do in that endeavour, indeed must do, is to fall in love with knowledge again, specifically the knowledge of the Qur’an and knowledge of the life of the Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him).

Why is it important for Muslims to fall in love with knowledge again? The Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) used to make the following supplication to God:

O Allah! Show us truth as truth and give us the ability to follow it, and show us falsehood as falsehood and give us the ability to avoid it. – the Prophet Muhammad

If someone of the stature of the Prophet, the Islamic ideal of the perfect human, is asking for God’s help in trying to sift the facts from the alternative facts, then surely people like myself need even more help, especially in the current environment. Today, more than ever in our lives, we Muslims need to make sure we see truth as truth and falsehood as falsehood. We need to know our own truth because the more we know and understand our own truth, the better we can handle their ever increasing lies. We need to stop moving away from the true nature of Islam, our else it will only get worse for us:

We were a disgraceful people and Allah honoured us with Islam, so if we seek honour from other than Islam, then Allah will humiliate us. – Umar Ibn Al-Khattaab, 2nd Caliph of Islam

And, as is being pointed out more and more, the ‘truth’ coming from the other side is getting stranger and stranger, a strangeness that seems to be suggesting there is a holy war a-coming, something that Bill Maher himself mentioned recently (remember, he is an atheist):

The counterweight to radical Islam is secularism. In Steve Bannon’s world, it’s Christianity. He’s super Christy on this stuff…And know that the counterweight should be secularism. It shouldn’t be that they want to make this a battle between the two religions who, by the way, have been going at each for over a thousand years. This does go back to the crusades. I mean, it ebbed and flowed in history, but that’s the one thing we do not want. And of course it’s the dumbest thing, Trump’s going to do it. – Bill Maher, interview with CNN’s Van Jones, Feb 2017

Anyways, I leave you with more wise words from Bill Maher. Apologies for the somewhat rude and risqué comments, but the overall point still remains. As always, enjoy!

New rule. With Valentine’s Day coming up everyone must take a minute and remember their first love. I shall remember mine. I went off to college at 18 and I fell hard. Not for a girl, that would have been my first choice, but I was a slow developer socially. You know those letters that college guys send to Penthouse magazine? It begins “I never thought this would happen to me.” Yeah, well that never happened to me. But I did fall. I did fall in love. With books. And ideas. And knowledge. And also my hand, that’s true.

But there is no doubt that it is a truly a kind of love affair when you go off to a place where you have intellectual epiphanies because learning is so revered, and the celebrities are the smartest people. I might not have been able to get a blowjob in college but I got my mind blown on a regular basis.

But you know that was another country. One of the saddest things about the one we live in now is we don’t seem to want smart people in our lives anymore. Smart presidents? Can’t have that. Scientists? What do they know? Newspaper editors? Liars! Fake news!

You know, people used to get their news from newspapers, because professional newsrooms took separating fact from fiction seriously, and employed people who had studied how to do that. But now people get their news on Facebook by sharing, or as it used to be called, ‘hearsay.’ Instead of all the news that’s fit to print you click on a link from your cousin Jodie who runs the tilt-a-whirl.

Why waste money on that subscription to a newspaper when they would just blow it on war correspondents? Gone are the Ben Bradlee’s of the world who brought a president to his knees way before Monica Lewinsky did. A student in a social media focus group once said “If the news is important it will find me.” Except it doesn’t and that’s how we wound up with President Bannon and his dummy Donnie. It’s not surprising that it can’t find you since on social media news competes with videos of Russian car crashes, creepy clowns, and a rabbi doing the mannequin challenge.

And you know how they say you can’t make this shit up? Turns out you can. By Election Day last year the top fake news on Facebook was getting more shares, clicks, and comments than the real news. Millions of people believed some straight-up bullshit that the Pope had endorsed Trump, when in fact after Trump won what the Pope said was “I’m praying for his enlightenment.” To which God said: I’ve done a lot of miracles but give Me a fucking break.

We used to respect scientists. That’s why every stoner in the seventies had a poster of Einstein on the wall, right next to one of the naked black chick with huge Afro. But now only thirty-six percent of Americans say they have a lot of trust that information from scientists is reliable. Well ninety-eight percent of scientists say humans evolved over the millennia but that view is shared by not nearly as many real Americans. Trump supporters don’t think species can change over time. But they do think Trump used to be all about himself but now he’s working for us.

This Valentine’s day can we please fall in love with knowledge again? You know, under President Obama the Secretary of Energy was first a Nobel Prize winner and then a nuclear physicist. Not that Trump’s pick for the job doesn’t have impressive credentials. [Plays clip of Rick Perry dancing on the TV show Dancing With The Stars]. How did it happen? We went from being led by the smartest person in the room to the biggest jackass on Twitter. – Bill Maher, Feb 2017, New Rule: Make America Learn Again, from his TV show Real Time With Bill Maher



Look around you. There are literally dozens of reasons why you could so easily be down in the Trumps right now. Now watch the news. CNN is rather good. And there you have dozens more reasons to really be worried about the fate of humanity. Out of all of these here are two reasons as to why I am, like many others, feeling a wee bit pessimistic about current events.

Firstly, I came across this quote from Russell Razzaque that to me perfectly describes the actions of Team Trump:

The most dangerous people are those who cannot locate their demons within themselves and instead see them everywhere they look. – Russell Razzaque

While this sentence is rather disturbing in its own right, the sentence that immediately follows is even scarier:

The frenetic activity we are experiencing from the Trump administration is already feeling to many like a prelude to something altogether more grave. What we are witnessing is a drum beat. – Russell Razzaque

This drum beat is something that the brilliant Frankie Boyle also alludes to in a recent Guardian article:

Trump cares about the same things a member of noughties rap outfit G Unit cares about: women, money and vengeance. Yet, random though it seems, his fight with the judiciary could well be tactical. He will blame them for the next act of terrorism that occurs then declare a state of emergency where everybody has to stay indoors while his tweets are read out over a Tannoy. – Frankie Boyle

For those who cannot hear the drum beat or say there isn’t one, I give you the following succinct point from Ted Rall:

If you’re not scared, you’re not paying attention. – Ted Rall

And this video may help others visualise how I have been feeling ever since the recent presidential election:

Just when I thought I could not negatively overthink things any further, along comes this horrific story. Earlier this month in Rotherham six Muslim men were found guilty and sentenced to a total of 81 years in jail. There offences included rape, indecent assault, and false imprisonment, after the systematic grooming of underage girls. The fact that these men are Muslim is bad enough, but what makes this story exceedingly vile is that two of men shouted ‘Allah-hu-akbar’ as they were being sentenced.

Incidents like this make it obvious to me that those who dislike Islam and wish to denigrate it do not need to lift a finger in their attempts, as clearly we Muslims are doing a damn fine job of it ourselves.

So what to do when faced with such magnitudes of depression? Rather than sit here feeling infuriated, I thought what better way to cheer myself up then to lovingly collate 23 hand-chosen funny and/or clever quotes that will hopefully make you laugh and/or think. As always, enjoy…

Trump’s decision to ban immigrants from seven countries is the most flagrant breach of America’s core values I have witnessed in my lifetime. The foundation on which my country was built is being gleefully shredded by an impetuous, whimsical tyrant. It is in times like these that we Americans need to pull our loved ones close, give them a hug, and remind them that – Trump aside – the US is still a place where people of all faiths, colours and personal beliefs are welcome to acquire a handgun and fire willy-nilly at other persons of faith, colour and personal belief. – Rich Hall, Feb 2017

An Inuit hunter asked the local missionary priest: “If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?” “No, not if you did not know” said the priest. The Inuit asked earnestly “Then why did you tell me?” – Annie Dillard

Colin had his neck brace fitted years ago and since then he’s never looked back. – Alfie Moore

Did you know if you count the number of stars in the universe and compare that to the number of grains of sand on a beach, you can ruin a holiday? – Tom Neenan

Feminism is not a fad. It’s not like Angry Birds. Although it does involve a lot of angry birds. Bad example. – Bridget Christie

Husband: Quick! Call an ambulance, I think I’m having a heart attack…Wife: [takes husbands mobile] Tell me your password…Husband: It’s okay, I’m feeling better now, thanks. – Anon

I asked all of my black and minority ethnic friends if they thought I was racist or not and they both said that I wasn’t. – Bridget Christie

I thought Usain Bolt was amazing. I mean, beating the world record and slowing down at the end. How galling has that got to be for the other athletes? I have never managed to do anything in 9.69 seconds. In fact, it took me 10 seconds just to watch him do that. – Frankie Boyle

I was on tour and I was in Sheffield and I was walking along the main street in Sheffield, Fargate, and I saw two guys holding up big cardboard placards and one of them said, “Would you like to download thousands of films now from Sky?” And the other one said, “Would you like to learn the truth about Islam?” And I thought, “Oh, decisions, decisions.” – Stewart Lee

If the team you’re rooting for fails, it’s all their fault. If they are victorious however, it’s because you screamed loud enough at a TV. – Sam Grittner

If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself. – Ian Smith

In the Bible there is only one reference to man-on-man action, and that’s in the book of Leviticus in the Old Testament. One reference in Leviticus. There are 28 references to not eating shell fish. It does give you some perspective on the whole thing. And which one creates the most moral panic? I would say scallops. – Susan Calman

Irish people love Muslims. They have taken a lot of heat off us. Before we were “the terrorists”, but now we’re “the Riverdance people”. – Andrew Maxwell

Jokes about white sugar are rare. Jokes about brown sugar, Demerara. – Olaf Falafel

Last night an insect flew into my kitchen and exploded…it was a jihadi long legs. – Anon

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. – Richard Pryor

Mariah Carey bombed so hard at her 2016 new year eve’s party that ISIS took credit. – Trevor Noah

My father was a magician. Well, not a magician, he just disappeared a lot when we were younger. – Alex Edelman

My workplace is forcing me to take part in Secret Santa. Jokes on them. Linda from HR is getting a copy of the Quran and a Hijab. – Twitter comment from @Irfan_Aliii

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before. – Steven Wright

Social media is like a baby screaming and throwing tantrums…which is then soothed by a picture of a cat. – Caitlin Moran

The most famous sectarian thing outside Northern Island are the two football teams in Glasgow. There’s Celtic and they are Catholic, and there’s Rangers and they are Protestant, and they hate each other. And this sectarianism is in America now. The Rangers-Celtic thing is huge in America. It’s massive. There’s the Boston Celtics and the New York Rangers, but they rarely play against each other because one of them is a basketball team and the other is an ice hockey team. Some say it’s too slippery, some say it’s too bouncy. That’s religion for you. – Andrew Maxwell

Andy: I’ll tell you what else makes perfect hard-boiled egg scientific sense John and that is curtailing civil liberties.

John: Right, you’re going to have to explain that.

Andy: Right, OK, now the terrorists hate our freedoms, that’s really all that gets them out of bed in the mornings, so our governments have been bravely removing those freedoms, thereby giving the terrorists less to hate.

John: Oh! Its brilliant…[AUDIENCE CLAPPING]

Andy: Science!

John: …it’s absolutely brilliant…

Andy: Science!

John: …thus completely defusing terrorism.

Andy: Touchdown! – John Oliver and Andy Zaltzman, from the stand-up comedy show John Oliver: Terrifying Times



I know, another Trump blog post. I just can’t seem to get this guy out of my system. Every week, every day, he says or does something that just beggars my monotheistic beliefs. It truly is exhausting trying to keep up with the news of what Trump and Team Trump are up to, and he’s only been president for 2 weeks!

One of his more recent absurdities is this travel ban, which officially is not a Muslim ban but certainly feels like one, and it also feels like the start of much worse to come. I have no doubt it will extend to all countries, and it will change from temporary to indefinite to permanent.

Rather than focus on the legion of negatives surrounding this ban and all that it entails, I thought it better to try and find positives to uplift the soul and gladden the heart. In that mind the crumbs presented below will hopefully leave you feeling a wee bit more positive than you perhaps feel now. Or maybe it’s just me because yes, I know I recently did a blog post about positive things, yet here I am again trying to come up with some more, so I reckon this maybe more for my own spiritual sanity than for any other reason.


My sanity started to wane long before Trump said “Islam hates us”. After this he repeatedly mentioned his mantra of “radical Islamic terrorism”. Taken together these two statements mean that Trump thinks all Muslims are radical due to their inherent hatred of all things non-Islamic. He therefore feels justified in stopping Muslims coming to the USA. Once he has stopped Muslims coming in, he will then no doubt deal with the ones already here, and Allah alone knows what he plans in that regard. There is an irony to having this world view, as satirically pointed out by Mark Steel:

The argument the Jihadists make, is the West sees all Muslims as the enemy. So the best possible way to ensure that nonsense gets no support amongst Muslims is to ban everyone from Muslim countries from entering the country, on account of all Muslims being the enemy. To be fair Trump has proved himself liberal in some ways, by making exceptions to his ban, such as Saudi Arabia. This must be because it’s a whole 15 years since anyone from that country knocked over any towers, so it makes sense to let them off. – Mark Steel

What Trump and his cohorts do not realise about the term “radical Islamic terrorism” is that, as observed by Chandra Muzaffar, “the term itself is offensive since terror has no theological justification. It is condemned in the Qur’an as it is condemned in other religious texts.”

Since we are on the subject of slogans, I will let Bernard-Henri Levy shed some historical light on the incantation of another famous Trump slogan, “America First”:

Then there is that slogan, “America First.” It is astounding that those words have not turned stomachs across the American political spectrum. After all, as anyone with a modicum of historical and political awareness should know, “America First” was American Nazi sympathizers’ slogan in 1940, during Lindbergh’s time. It was the response thrown back at those who wanted the US to resist Hitler’s Germany. It was used to denounce the Jewish “warmongers” who were accused of placing their interests over the national interest. – Bernard-Henri Levy

Anyways, as much as one can, please enjoy…

Because of Trump the daughter of former president George W Bush recently reminded us of her father’s kind words about Islam…

Jenna Bush Hager, an NBC anchor and daughter of former President George W Bush, recently wrote a tweet referring to the kind words her father made on 17th September 2001, a few days after the tragedy of 9/11. Despite suffering the biggest terror attack in American history, the then president went to the Islamic Center of Washington DC and said the following:

The face of terror is not the true faith of Islam. That’s not what Islam is all about. Islam is peace. These terrorists don’t represent peace. They represent evil and war. When we think of Islam we think of a faith that brings comfort to a billion people around the world. Billions of people find comfort and solace and peace. And that’s made brothers and sisters out of every race — out of every race. America counts millions of Muslims amongst our citizens, and Muslims make an incredibly valuable contribution to our country. Muslims are doctors, lawyers, law professors, members of the military, entrepreneurs, shopkeepers, moms and dads. And they need to be treated with respect. In our anger and emotion, our fellow Americans must treat each other with respect. Women who cover their heads in this country must feel comfortable going outside their homes. Moms who wear cover must be not intimidated in America. That’s not the America I know. That’s not the America I value. I’ve been told that some fear to leave; some don’t want to go shopping for their families; some don’t want to go about their ordinary daily routines because, by wearing cover, they’re afraid they’ll be intimidated. That should not and that will not stand in America. Those who feel like they can intimidate our fellow citizens to take out their anger don’t represent the best of America, they represent the worst of humankind, and they should be ashamed of that kind of behavior. – President George W Bush, 17th September 2001, at the Islamic Center of Washington DC

Some may argue that these words proved to be historically hollow as Bush, along with his British poodle Blair, went on to kill hundreds of thousands of Muslims in several Muslim countries, but at least this initial reaction by the then president was way more dignified than the behaviour of the current president, a president who clearly represents “the worst of humankind.”

Because of Trump people like Reza Aslan and J K Rowling are pointing out the blatant hypocrisy of some Republicans…

The Harry Potter author J K Rowling recently commented on the blatant hypocrisy of vice president Mike Pence. She reminded her Twitter followers that Pence in 2015 tweeted the following:

He has obviously since changed his mind, causing Rowling (the unofficial queen of Twitter) to remind Pence of the following Bible verse:

Expeliarmus indeed. Similarly Muslim author Reza Aslan recently reminded Senator Paul Ryan of his hypocrisy in the following emotionally defiant video message:

Dear speaker Ryan. I’m addressing this message to you because, from what everyone tells me, you seem to be a pretty reasonable guy. You’re smart, educated, you clearly love America, you’re a faithful person. I’m old enough now that I pretty much only judge people based on their relationship with their kids, and you seem to have a beautiful relationship with your kids, you have a wonderful family. And so I feel like I could maybe reason with you. When the big top is on fire you don’t complain to the clown, you complain to the manager. You’re the manager and the big top is on fire. Last year when you thought that Donald Trump was a con artist, a sexual predator who had no business being in the White House, you said that you would never tolerate something like a Muslim ban. You said that it would violate everything that America stands for. Well now the Muslim ban is in place and you were literally the first person in Congress to come out and support for it. And that got me thinking. See, I know a little bit about you. I know that your great-great-grandfather Jack Ryan and your great-great-grandmother Katherine Shea came to the United States from Ireland trying to escape the Irish famine. They had been living through it for six long years. They came to America to avoid starvation and death, and the country that they came to was profoundly anti-Irish and anti-Catholic. The Irish were called alcoholics, they were called illiterate and uneducated, filthy, dirty, untrustworthy. People said that you couldn’t possibly have loyalty to both the pope and the president. You couldn’t have loyalty to both the Vatican and the United States. The Irish were so untrustworthy that an entire political party was formed in the United States, the Know-Nothings. They ran for Congress, they even ran for president, basically on a platform of anti-Catholic and specifically anti-Irish sentiment. You know what their slogan was? It was “America First”. And yet your great-great-grandparents were allowed into this country. They faced bigotry, they faced xenophobia, but they had the constitution on their side. Their rights were protected, their political rights, their religious rights. And a few generations later out came you, the third most powerful man in America, the adult in the government. Well, not much has changed right now. Yeah, the refugees are different but they’re still trying to find a home, still trying to flee starvation and death and persecution. They’re people exactly like your great-great-grandparents, they’re people like my parents and like me, who came here so that we could have a better life, so that we wouldn’t be killed by our own government. And it seems like you’ve forgotten something, not just your words from last year, but you forgot your own identity, you forgot where you came from. I’m as American as you are, it’s just it took me 23 years to become American. And I remember so clearly when I took that oath, that vow of citizenship. I was asked a very simple question: will you protect this country from all threats, foreign and domestic? And I vowed that I would. Well, there is a threat to this country right now and he’s in the White House, and I’m asking you as a Christian, as an American, as a good man: what are you going to do about it? The pope just said that you cannot call yourself a Christian and turn away refugees, and turn your back on the hungry, and the weak, the orphaned, the needy, people like your great-great-grandparents. What’s your answer to that? I’m waiting, the entire country is waiting to hear from you. – Reza Aslan

Because of Trump many Muslims are working closer with non-Muslim groups than ever before…

Manal Omar, an American Muslim activist, on the Al Jazeera news channel recently spoke of a positive impact of Trump for us Muslims. She said there is now an overwhelming solidarity and intersectionality that has emerged directly in reaction to Trump and his executive orders. Omar said that the Muslim community has connected with Black Lives Matter, with scientists on climate change, with the women’s movement, and with the LGBTQ community, all in ways it never had done before.

This united front seems determined to protect American values through this much stronger intersectionality, both within the Muslim community and with those outside the Muslim community. Omar also went on to say that “the amount of solidarity that we have seen is from all across the board, it’s from every social movement, it is not restricted to Arabs and Muslims, and every fight that we have with the White House will represent all the intersectionality of the American people.”

Because of Trump many non-Muslims are publicly declaring that “we are all Muslims”…

In 2015, shortly after Trump announced his Muslim “shutdown”, Michael Moore wrote an open letter to Donald Trump in which he said:

I was raised to believe that we are all each other’s brother and sister, regardless of race, creed or color. That means if you want to ban Muslims, you are first going to have to ban me. And everyone else. We are all Muslim. – Michael Moore


This sentiment of now openly supporting Muslims has extended vastly, especially since the recent executive order. A recent example of this is from Norman Pollack:

We are all Muslims. Either that, or we shall be torn apart as a nation, given over to Trump-Republicans’ vomit of hate for all that defines human rights and a free society. – Norman Pollack

This point is further analysed by Bruce Feiler in a rather interesting CNN article:

Lost in the turmoil is one critical but overlooked benefit to all this upheaval: The president’s action — and the backlash that followed — are the biggest boon to interfaith relations in decades. The idea that thousands of people would take to the streets in impromptu, grass-roots protests to defend not their own religious traditions but those of a beleaguered minority is relatively unheard of in the long history of religion. That the religion being defended is not just any tradition, but one widely disparaged in recent years from pulpits and campaign platforms as evil incarnate makes it even more remarkable. Just look at the signs the protesters have been carrying: “FIRST THEY CAME FOR THE MUSLIMS…THIS TIME WE SAID, ‘HELL NO!'” “TODAY WE ARE ALL MUSLIM.” “STOP PRETENDING YOUR ISLAMOPHOBIA IS PATRIOTISM.” “JESUS WAS A REFUGEE.”…It would be hard to overstate how rare this ecumenical unanimity is. Religious leaders are not used to rallying to the defense of their rivals. – Bruce Feiler

Just like Muhammad Ali went from being one of the most hated figures in America to one of the most revered, it seems like Islam and Muslims has gone from being hated after 9/11 to now being supported and defended.

Because of Trump non-Muslims are being nice to Muslims like the comedian Hasan Minhaj at JFK Airport…

There are many times when people like Trump will try their utmost to lie, cheat, deceive, and hoodwink. They will try and do this through their various plots, plans, and schemes, which they cleverly relabel as ‘campaign promises’ or ‘executive orders’ or ‘bills’ that need to go through Congress.

To counteract this the Qur’an in various places speaks of how “Allah is the best of planners” (for example 3:54 and 8:30). In other words, people may wish to achieve a certain outcome but God, through His many mysterious ways, actually makes the outcome somewhat unexpectedly different.

An example of this is Trump’s desire to demonise Islam and Muslims. That was his aim but who would have thought that so many people would instead support Muslims, be they American born or refugees, as a direct result of Trump’s attitude towards Islam? Who would have thought that support for Muslims would extend to Jewish people giving Muslims the key to their synagogue after the town’s mosque was burnt down?

Whilst Bruce Feiler, in the quote above, spoke of an “overlooked benefit”, Hasan Minhaj similarly speaks of a “beautiful irony” in the following Daily Show clip:

Trevor: To comment on President Trump’s immigration ban, please welcome Hasan Minhaj, everybody! (cheering and applause) I’m sorry, Hasan. I’m just…I’m…Like, right now, I can’t even talk. I can’t even imagine what it’s like to all of a sudden have the United States label Muslims as inherently threatening, man.

Hasan: (chuckles) I’m not surprised. You know, in the past, America has had lots of issues with Muslims and immigration. You know, President Carter banned Iranians, Bush built a registry of immigrants from 24 Muslim countries, Obama suspended refugees from Iraq. But Trump is taking this thing to a whole new level. I mean, those other presidents were just dipping their toes in the pool. Now Trump straight-up did a cannonball and then felt up the lifeguard. And by the way, shout-outs to all my Republican friends who promised me Trump would never do this.

News clips of various Republicans: I don’t think any of the people who are screaming at the top of their lungs thinks for a moment that a literal interpretation would be Muslims…That’s not a real proposal. It’s not something that’s going to happen….I don’t think you can take a lot of that seriously…He’s not gonna ban all Muslims.

Hasan: What the (bleep)?! So we are getting banned?

Trevor: Well, Hasan, technically you’re a citizen, so this ban doesn’t affect you.

Trevor: Yet! We’re on day 11, man! That’s it! Where do you think this is gonna go?! It’s like watching the first episode of Breaking Bad thinking, “Oh, it’s just a science teacher cooking meth. It can’t get any crazier.” But it does!

Trevor: Well, Hasan, now, jokes aside — and this is completely true — you actually flew into JFK Airport this weekend, as Trump’s executive order was being implemented.

Hasan: That is correct. And I was scared that I wouldn’t be allowed back in.

Trevor: Wow. Where were you flying in from? Were you flying from Iran, Iraq or Syria or…?

Hasan: Sacramento, California, the Syria of the West.

Trevor: (laughing) Jokes aside though. On the real…you’re a Muslim person. You’re seeing this happening, You must really hate President Trump right now.

Hasan: Well, actually Trevor, I’m not sure. No, because usually being a Muslim in an airport sucks, but this weekend it was like I was The Weeknd. I mean, I land at JFK, I get to the arrivals section. Literally, three white people run up to me, hug me and say, “Thank you for being Muslim.” I’m 31 years old. That’s the first time anyone has thanked me for being Muslim.

Trevor: And what did you say to them?

Hasan: I said what any Muslim would say to them in that situation. “Do you know where Baggage Claim 5 is?” But how can I hate Trump right now? How do you do it? Just look at what he’s done at the airport. White women were turning their scarves into hijabs. Muslims were publicly praying, and people were cheering them on! Do you understand? Muslims publicly praying at the airport! Think about how crazy this is! (cheering and applause) Because of Donald Trump, people were being nice at the airport! Here’s the beautiful irony. For years, Donald Trump has been terrified about the spread of Islam in America. Well, congratulations Mr. President…(photo below is shown)


Hasan: …Mission accomplished.

Trevor: (laughter) Thank you, Hasan. Hasan Minhaj, everybody!